PDAs

Also known as Public Displays of Affection. You're into each other, you want to show the world - that's great! Just don't go overboard - yeah I know its spring and everything and the birds and the bees are at it - even the pigeons under my window are going for it - anyone see birds having sex? How does it work? Hm, I dont think i'll contemplate that any further. We were in the park over the weekend - finally a bit of glorious sunny weather after all the rain (its a wet drought apparently) and cold in June (!) - we lay out our blanket and stretched out in the sun, when we are distracted by the couple lying a few feet away from us. Hmm, lot of bobbing up and down in the grass - what's that - surely not we think. I mean, they were lying right next to a public pathway - if you really want to go the whole hog in the outdoors at least find a more private spot! Then they were half naked, and the guy, his arm and later his head... well lets just say he really liked pleasing his woman. All this out in the open for everyone to see. Soon we got bored of them and instead started looking at the expressions on the passers-by - these cyclists almost peddled into a tree. Then the guy gets up in his tiny black briefs and decides for no apparent reason to pull down his short (thankfully only in the back) and show his arse to the world. All this reminds me that the Brits can only handle the sun in small doses - also when it does finally get sunny they go crazy. What's that about mad dogs and englishmen...? ;)