Single vs Married problems
I have married friends I have single friends. However the latter far outweigh the former. Two of them came to me with a problem each - you decide which is worse:
Single Friend cant seem to find any decent men around - I know, SHOCK HORROR! Which is why she's currently dating a man who carries around his car stereo in his pocket and has various skin ailments including psoraisis. And to top it off an in-grown toenail affliction which he delights in talking about. Despite this, she continues to date him and even kissed him... gasp! What's the problem you ask? Nothing, except she finds this man fairly repulsive.
Married friend - her husband is obsessed with porn on the net - I know once again, SHOCK HORROR. Who isn't you may ask? However she finds the whole obsession a bit creepy but despite this she has come to a compromise - next time he wants to look at porn, he does it with her. Which seems fair enough? Except that she has caught him going at it on his own again.
Hmm... tough one. My answer to both: Thank God you're not married to/dating a man with psoraisis who is obsessed with porn. I mean come on, we've got to be grateful for what we don't have as well as what we do.
Single Friend cant seem to find any decent men around - I know, SHOCK HORROR! Which is why she's currently dating a man who carries around his car stereo in his pocket and has various skin ailments including psoraisis. And to top it off an in-grown toenail affliction which he delights in talking about. Despite this, she continues to date him and even kissed him... gasp! What's the problem you ask? Nothing, except she finds this man fairly repulsive.
Married friend - her husband is obsessed with porn on the net - I know once again, SHOCK HORROR. Who isn't you may ask? However she finds the whole obsession a bit creepy but despite this she has come to a compromise - next time he wants to look at porn, he does it with her. Which seems fair enough? Except that she has caught him going at it on his own again.
Hmm... tough one. My answer to both: Thank God you're not married to/dating a man with psoraisis who is obsessed with porn. I mean come on, we've got to be grateful for what we don't have as well as what we do.
posted by samscomps at 3:41 pm
4 Comments:
ROTFL @ your single pal and your married friend! You're awesome, please keep blogging, a real delight reading you.
Yeah, I've been where the single friend is...being single myself. I'm trying to pull myself together to not be so critical, but not settle either. My "psoriasis" was a HUGE bottom lip and hairy back... :-)
Not sure about that marriage situation. Why does he need to look at that stuff if he has a wife? How is she suppose to feel about that? I think some counselling may be required there...
And the psoriasis? Well, there's always something... My boyfriend has weird cross-over toes... And it's hereditary...mmmm
When you say huge bottom lip - how huge is HUGE? cos big bottom lips are ok i guess - hairy backs on the other hand... hmmmm :)
Yeah the married situation is kind of a bummer, will have to keep updated on how that develops - weird cross-over toes? Sure he wasn't/isn't a ballet dancer - apparently they get weird toes cos of having their feet shoved into those tight little shoes.
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